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shmeards:

"fuck boys get money" means:

a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead

b) Have sex with boys and get money for it

c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well

d) Argh!! Boys are paid well

e) Shoot, boys sure understand money

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foreverwholocked:

beautyofsorrow:

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Awesome (except ‘Whovian’ is also in the Oxford Dictionary)

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  • person: get your license
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"We mature with the damage, not with the years."

- Mateus William (via narcotic)

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nondeducible:

nondeducible:

please remember that john liking scented baths by candlelight is canon

sherlock takes the piss because he really wants to join him and one day he finally does

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jamiebenn:

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

I wasn’t going to reblog this and then I saw the caption.

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alphabitches:

finding money in ur pocket like

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sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

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